When you’re Happy: You’re happy as a clam at high tide.
When you’re Mad: You could start a fight in an empty house.
When it gets Hot: You’re as hot as a summer revival.
When you’re Boastful: You broke your arm patting yourself on the back.
When you’re Mean: You’re meaner than a skilletful of rattlesnakes.
When you’re Busy: You’re so busy you’d think he was twins.
When it comes to Experience: You’ve got plenty of arrows in your quiver.
When it comes to Honesty: You can take that to the bank.
When it comes to Bravery: You’ve got more guts than you could hang on a fence.
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY Y’ALL!
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